5.5" x 8.5" paperback. Approx. 30,000 words, pending final edits. A state-of-the-art security system arrives with the New Millennium, and shoppers at Prime Plaza can now spend their time and hard earned money with newfound peace of mind. That same luxury doesn’t extend to the mall’s employees. Hallucinations of missing girls and impossible hallways haunt Shaw's every shift. Footage of bloated corpses vomiting sand, violent indiscretions committed by management, and a hell-dimension of perverse delights makes the security guard equal parts sick and turned on. It’s a good thing that Shaw is impervious to shame. There is no serial killer, haunting, or starved alien life-form that can stop him from getting what he wants: PTO, and in his boss' pants. MONITORED ACTIVITY is an adult horror of the queer and freaky kind.

EPUB & PDF, final page count TBA. A state-of-the-art security system arrives with the New Millennium, and shoppers at Prime Plaza can now spend their time and hard earned money with newfound peace of mind. That same luxury doesn’t extend to the mall’s employees. Hallucinations of missing girls and impossible hallways haunt Shaw's every shift. Footage of bloated corpses vomiting sand, violent indiscretions committed by management, and a hell-dimension of perverse delights makes the security guard equal parts sick and turned on. It’s a good thing that Shaw is impervious to shame. There is no serial killer, haunting, or starved alien life-form that can stop him from getting what he wants: PTO, and in his boss' pants. MONITORED ACTIVITY is an adult horror of the queer and freaky kind.

PDF, 40-pages. A baton to the skull was Tom's welcome home gift after crash-landing into the Pacific Ocean. But trigger-happy law enforcement, windshield-cracking heat, and an unassuming man with serial killer glasses and a taste for vinyl records, were the least of Commander Thomas H. Caval's problems. CHERRY KICKS RED MEAT is an Adult, apocalyptic horror story for fans of THE HAPPENING and NBC's HANNIBAL.

PDF, 15 pages. Tired of hooking up with married "straight" men at bars, Russ gives online dating a try. This is how he meets Jacob: a handsome older man with a nice voice, great taste in vacation destinations, and a handful of shared interests. Jacob is also a little bit odd, not caring about the dead bug in his drink and all, but he's at least not as odd as the locals in his hometown of Saddle Rock, Massachusetts. MOONGLOW is a queer, horror story with vague Lovecraftian elements.

PDF, 43 pages. Slithering grasses bring Don Óscar to the remains of a dead goat. Having manned these ancestral fields for decades, the sight of death is uncommon but not an impossibility, unlike the exsanguinated state of his deceased cattle. When the story breaks and Don Óscar's home is flooded with local news reporters and the cast of an American reality TV show focused on the paranormal, he extends the warmest of islander hospitality. But whatever killed that goat isn't inclined to do the same. 3,000 TONGUES is a horror story inspired by Puertorican folklore.

PDF, 50 pages. Before the nightly freeze forces Noa and Rosie to retire deeper into their home, their neighbor comes knocking. Exchanging a cup of water for his rations, Waylen vanishes with the promise to fix the world. The man who returns mere seconds later, wailing in agony over a lost love, cannot possibly be the same neighbor. But surely enough, the time traveler has a story to tell. SOMETHING PAST THE EDGE is a post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror inspired by H.G. Well's The Time Machine.

This keychain measures 6” in length and 1.25” in width. It features both a trigger clasp for your belt loop and a split ring for your keys, allowing you to tuck them into your pocket for more stealthy surveillance. Crafted from what appears to be quality 4oz veg-tan leather and sturdy stainless hardware, this keychain is capable of surviving even the most brutal work shift. Each keychain is one of a kind - they appear to have been handmade and all seem to exhibit remnants of an abstract dye job. Limited run, edition of 20, recovered from Prime Plaza before its ultimate demolition. Make sure to snag one of these artifacts before they’re seized.

A 5" x 7" matte print featuring art of Shaw on one side and Eddie on the other.

A 5x7in. sticker sheet printed on high-quality glossy paper that is both water and scratch resistant.

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