Hello to all our delightful degenerates, are you having a bit of a dry spell? 😈
We'd love to interest you in our latest pornographic printing: The Unsinkable Ship of Fools by Jonas Goonface! A story of a cast of frisky fellows allow traveling aboard the same train to an unknown destination. There's a little something in this story for everyone, and if your cup of tea is everyone then this is especially for you!
There's over 260 pages of beautiful colorful artwork for you to feast your eyes upon!
Our cast has been stuck aboard this steel beast for some time-- and one thing tends to lead to another when you'd had enough time to accept that you're stuck. So ask yourself: would you be able to keep from being distracted long enough to see who's in charge of the big rig?
If your answer is 'no, probably not' I'm, like, right along there with you.
The good news is that The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is already FULLY FUNDED, which means you get to get on the train when we're already guaranteed to go! The bad news is you have to tide yourself over with this little sneak peak here before your copy reaches your hands. But I guess you can also go followJonas in the meanwhile as well 😉
Hello to our lovely peddlers and girlfriend likers! Sylphy here with another update!
A total of 3927 packages have been shipped! Wow! Pay attention to your mail if you are not already, as you should be seeing those arrive to you within the next 7-10 business days!
However we do still have 59 folks that haven't gotten us their survey! And another 5 which are coming back with credit card issues that need to be resolved before we can get those out. If you don't remember fulfilling your survey and aren't listed as fulfilled, go over to this link to request it to be reissued to you: https://smut-peddler-x-my-monster-girlfriend.backerkit.com/
We're trying to get these out to everyone as soon as possible so that we can truck on over to the next big release we're launching this year, so please check as soon as you can!
The final date to get your survey in to us is July 21st! After that, we will likely have to guide you to purchase a copy at the release date instead so that we can keep on schedule. So please be sure to check your status, lovelies!
Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay cool! 📦💨
Hello again in this fine end of May! We've got a short update for our backers on the status of posters!
Claire has finished signing the posters and let us know she has forwarded them to us! We're expecting to see those arrive sometime in the first half of June to White Squirrel, our distributor who will be forwarding backers with additional goodies their kits.
Once those kits are issued we will update here again for you to keep an eye on your mail! If your address isn't already up to date, please make sure you let us know ASAP! Reach out to [email protected] with your username and the new address so we can make sure that it reaches you correctly. I will try to reply as soon as possible.
Have a great rest of your week everyone, time sure is flying by this year!
Happy Wednesday! Sylphy here! As you may have been spotting around the internet, packages of Smut Peddler X and My Monster Girlfriend have begun to ship out! Please keep an eye out for your books to arrive to you shortly over the next 7-10 days.
However once you receive your package, there is something to note before you reach out: If you got a pin and are also getting a poster, these are being shipped together independently of the books.
At this time we are hanging off on issuing out the posters until they have all been signed regardless of whether you requested a signed copy or not as they are being issued in cylindrical mailing tubes. The pins themselves will be put into small bubble mailers within the tube mailers so that they do not scratch the posters.
Once you see 'em you'll go "wow that photo doesn't do it justice".
Only those who only got the pin for first day backing with the books will see that arrive with their books. So if you only see your books arrive, don't panic! You will get a second tracking number later with your other items.
To all of you: Hello! My name is Sylphy and I am a new face here at Iron Circus Comics, taking over handling of posts here and on social media accounts. We apologize for the lack of communication from the latter half of the year 2023, this due to a couple unforeseen situations with a few from our team outside of their control, but we are all recovering and this was part of the reason I was added. It's great to be here to help you all!
However, I do not control the [email protected] email - so if you have an issue that needs assistance or are looking for an update to a reply from this email address, you'll likely get the clarification I can provide but then a request to reach out to this email with a ticket number if applicable. Please allow 3-5 business days for review and a response if you send us an email.
On to updates!:
We know that a lot of you want to know where the pins are, and the good news is that they're within the White Squirrel warehouse now (yaaaay) after several months of waiting from the manufacturer. We greatly appreciate your patience with this! These are finally within grasp and are waiting for fulfillment.
As for the orders with the pins themselves, they are ready to be issued out when the books to pair them with arrive. The Smut Peddler hardcover books are currently waiting in our fulfillment warehouse, while the paperback versions are in US port and now being sent to join the hardcovers. Both of these copies will be sent from there to White Squirrel (the crowdfund fulfiller) once the paperbacks arrive, and it's that point that the pins and books will be paired together and be mailed out to all of you!
Right now Smut Peddler X is set be in stores June 25 and My Monster Girlfriend should be in stores July 2nd. We will be doing everything that we can to attempt to get them to you before the books hit stores.
Speaking of: My Monster Girlfriend has been printed and is on its way into the US as well! We've got a few copies early for review that we can share some pictures of below to get you excited to receive yours. A second update will be coming here as soon as we ourselves receive further information.
The posters that are to be signed by Clair are currently within the works with a printer and will be mailed separately by White Squirrel after she pays a visit for signing. An update for this, if available, will be included in the previously mentioned second update.
For everything going on we have a survey response rate of 92% for the majority, which is great! Thank you, for your prompt responses because it will help us get the rewards mailed out to you shortly. If you don't remember getting an email from us, please visit this link (https://smut-peddler-x-my-monster-girlfriend.backerkit.com) and plug your email into the request box at the bottom.
If you still don't get an email in your box or spam, reach out to us at [email protected] so that we can manually work through your order.
Smut Peddler X has been printed and is on its way to the U.S.! We’ve received advance copies of both the softcover and hardcover versions, and they look amazing!
Meanwhile, My Monster Girlfriend has been printed, but isn't bound yet. The cover proofs look amazing!
Hello to all our delightful degenerates, are you having a bit of a dry spell? 😈
We'd love to interest you in our latest pornographic printing: The Unsinkable Ship of Fools by Jonas Goonface! A story of a cast of frisky fellows allow traveling aboard the same train to an unknown destination. There's a little something in this story for everyone, and if your cup of tea is everyone then this is especially for you!
There's over 260 pages of beautiful colorful artwork for you to feast your eyes upon!
Our cast has been stuck aboard this steel beast for some time-- and one thing tends to lead to another when you'd had enough time to accept that you're stuck. So ask yourself: would you be able to keep from being distracted long enough to see who's in charge of the big rig?
If your answer is 'no, probably not' I'm, like, right along there with you.
The good news is that The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is already FULLY FUNDED, which means you get to get on the train when we're already guaranteed to go! The bad news is you have to tide yourself over with this little sneak peak here before your copy reaches your hands. But I guess you can also go followJonas in the meanwhile as well 😉
Hello to our lovely peddlers and girlfriend likers! Sylphy here with another update!
A total of 3927 packages have been shipped! Wow! Pay attention to your mail if you are not already, as you should be seeing those arrive to you within the next 7-10 business days!
However we do still have 59 folks that haven't gotten us their survey! And another 5 which are coming back with credit card issues that need to be resolved before we can get those out. If you don't remember fulfilling your survey and aren't listed as fulfilled, go over to this link to request it to be reissued to you: https://smut-peddler-x-my-monster-girlfriend.backerkit.com/
We're trying to get these out to everyone as soon as possible so that we can truck on over to the next big release we're launching this year, so please check as soon as you can!
The final date to get your survey in to us is July 21st! After that, we will likely have to guide you to purchase a copy at the release date instead so that we can keep on schedule. So please be sure to check your status, lovelies!
Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay cool! 📦💨
I'm concerned because I'm probably going to move again at some point in the next few months and while my current shipping address on file is correct, it's locked down and I can't update it again if I move.
I know we got an update a month ago saying to expect our orders in 7-10 days, but considering I paid for my order in *January of 2023,* I'm worried shipping is gonna take another 5 months or something? Especially because I made the unfortunate mistake of getting so many add ons, so my order probably got de-prioritized because it needs extra attention.
Should I just give up at this point? I don't even know if I could get a refund processed based on how things are going.
My books have arrived
However the post office said it received it DRENCHED and DAMAGED
some of the books were unharmed thanks to shrink wrap but about half the books received had soaked pages
What course of action will be taken to resolve this
My books arrived today by USPS and they are beautiful. They are also really thick! I am SO happy with them! Thank you! If I figure out how to add a pic, I will.
