We are CHARGING AHEAD! The printers have accepted the final files and are ready to print the book. They're packed out until November, so it's not as fast as I'd like, but they're predicting we'll have the books after the second week of November. Not too shabby!

Welcome packs are still being put together but will beat the books arriving, so no worries there.

WHAT DO I DO NOW?
If you have got your PDF of the main Sutlers book, then you are good. Have a rest, we'll come get you when the next thing happens.

Sorry for the silence, we've been steaming through the layout this week. As a result, we're very sleepy and also the PDF is in your inbox right now. Go look at it! If you find any errors, you better tell us before Monday or forever hold your peace, 'cos that's when the printers lock down the file! We do not acknowledge errors after print day, it's bad luck.

We were hoping to have the books printed this month, but our printers are booked solid until November, so we're expecting them for mid/late November. They're getting shipped directly to our new fulfilment pals who say they can send everything out within 48 hours. We shall see! 

And I will continue the play-by-post! Don't fret. I know everyone is very worried about it, but please be strong.

More as it happens,
Dan

Thankyou to everyone who supported this weird adventure! We're already hot on the last steps of laying it out and getting it ready to print, so hopefully you won't be left hanging for too long.

You unlocked a bunch of cool stuff as well, which we'll get to work on while the printing happens. Those Welcome Packs are gonna be a fun little collector's item in a few years, I bet. 

 

Contract of employment UNLOCKED!
A signed contract of employment with Sutlers LTD, outlying your responsibilities and compensation.

Code of conduct leaflet UNLOCKED!
The essential guide to dress and comportment while on and off the premises as an employee of Sutlers.

Vermin Identification Guide -  UNLOCKED!
Know your pests! Quickly tell the difference between a whale flea and a tongue-eating mouse with this handy guide booklet.

Incident Report Forms -  UNLOCKED!
Tripped and fell at work? Mauled by a customer? Bitten by a land-shark? Colleague kidnapped by the Night Manager? Please fill out this form.

Do Not Serve List -  UNLOCKED!
All front-of-house staff must remain alert for these barred customers. Considered armed and extremely rude.

Sutlers Catalogue & Recall Notices -  UNLOCKED!
It is mandatory that Sutlers staff remain up to date on new products and those products which the courts have determined to be "a danger to public welfare". Pfft!


Blimey.

So yea! Work is steaming ahead, and we will be continuing the THRILLING ADVENTURES of "Sutlers for Everything" until we send out the PDFs at least, so stay tuned and vote to keep our communal homunculus alive and working!


-Dan
 

Good GRACIOUS, there are only 24 hours before closing time and there's so much to do!

So far we've picked up the Vermin Identification Guide, Name Badges, a Do Not Serve List, Incident Report Forms, and the Sutlers Catalogue & Recall Notice. Phew! If we move fast we might be able to grab a copy of the Background Check.  All these freebies aren't being re-printed, so get 'um (and unlock them) while you can!
 
If you'd like to help us hit this last stretch goal please consider sharing this campaign on social media. Every little bit helps!

 

How's the book going? Well, layout is well on its way and we're planning to send it to print by the end of October. That means, if we're lucky, it could be a Sutlers Christmas!

Neat!

I'm excited to share more once it's done, hopefully in the form of a swank PDF. Soon!

-Dan