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Greetings it's... been some time.

I have been away from this update page for quite some time. Working on other things alongside it.
Other projects, other games.
But that's no one's fault but my own, that'll teach me to fire the revolver from both ends and I'm deeply sorry for the lack of updates and communication.
I am back, I will make consistent updates and I have been working on some things.

Obviously we have missed printing dates and I think with my massive workload I was too eager and optimistic with those dates.

So.

This will give me time to build the backerkit so I can collect addresses from all you lovely folk.

This will give you lovely folk time to give me your addresses.

This will give me time to organise printers for various aspects of the game as I will need three seperate types of printer. I already have 1 printer ready to go. If I manage to get all three before then production will start early.

This gives me more than enough time to receive the copies and begin packing and distributing. I'm a one man band for the most part so each package will be hand packed and kissed by myself. (Look you might get a kiss from my partner as they sometimes help and if you were expecting one from me I'm sorry. Life is unfair sometimes.)

A consistent part of my creative problem with game updates is I don't want to talk if there's nothing to show for it. I've been writing cards and rules this whole time but showing a google doc with a bunch of boring letters makes for an update that'll put you to sleep, not excitement that creeps!

I wont't spoil them all for now, but enjoy these four!

Additionally, you may remember the miniature gun that's be included with the game.
Well here is a small print preview!

Obviously this is simply a filament mockup. The final gun will be printed in resin without any of those nasty strings or lines but you get the idea!
Something to aim at whoever you're injecting with a nasty case of Hand Holes!

Till next month! I will see you all again soon! And again, I am deeply sorry for the gap in time, I am back and committed to Rusty Revolvers.

Deepest regards and many kisses,

Deepest apologies for being late on this update, I was being kept somewhere, strapped to a table and forced to play some horrific game.

But that's OK because on my return we MADE IT!
The revolver has been loaded, cocked and fired!

And don't you worry your head full of holes about that last stretch goal, we were so close that I'm going to fulfill it regardless! The base game will feature both english and Japanese text. 

Additionally for those asking who missed the game with their grasping fingers, Rusty Revolvers will be available to preorder as a late pledge!

Keep your eyes peeled, skinned and crisped for the Backerkit to collect all your postage details, for now peace out! I'm gonna go start concocting some delicious injectables!

You wake with a start,

your crusted eyes blinking in the gloom. You seem to be restrained, your head is locked in place, though your hands are free.

Across from you a similar figure sits, their bloody tongue stolen from their cracked lips and their eyes wild. Gasping you realize you can't feel your own tongue, a bloody nub flapping between your yellowed teeth.

The voice speaks with a thousand voices, echoing around your brain and the man thrashes, moaning. Looking down you see a table between you and the figure, three syringes and a revolver resting heavily between you like a meal of lead and rot.

The voices itches behind your eyes and the gun seems to cock itself, the hammer echoing around the space.

you find yourself reaching for the first syringe, your hands bubbling and sickly as they shake. Your fingers lift the metal, slotting neatly into place like they were meant to do this since your very birth.

Who do you inject? 
Cast your votes below...

As this rotten crusade of funding comes to an end I'd like to remind all you revolver-heads that Pocketopia is a dual event.

This means that if you back both Sisterhood and Rusty Revolvers you get some special little Four Horsemen cards (at both digital and physical by the way.)

What's Sisterhood? It's a kick-ass nuns, guns and buns game by the lovely (and gorgeous) people at Parable!

Join the Sisterhood, a secret organisation of Nuns from around the world with a one goal. Punch some Demons and stop the apocalypse. Become a gun wielding, cigarette smoking, kickass nun and save our souls in this multiplayer TTRPG. Make sure to check it out!

We will speak again before this game ends.
Till then, 
Love, NeonRot