Project Update: Engines Cold, Nightmares Hot!
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Engines: Cold.
Hull Integrity: Questionable.
Nightmares: Running hot.
Hull Integrity: Questionable.
Nightmares: Running hot.
Salvage Rites is live.
Thanks to the first brave souls aboard, we’re closing in on 900 backers and have already breached $30,000 in funding.
But we’re not done. The wreckage calls for more hands — and we remember yours.
Because you helped launch our very first project, we’re sending you a backer-only discount to join us again:
👉 [Board the Salvage Rites Mission Here]
(Discount auto-applies — if you survive the docking sequence.)
(Discount auto-applies — if you survive the docking sequence.)
If you hear the call, answer soon. The air is running thin.
See you in the dark,
– The Werebears 🛠️🛰️
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