Let's stop pretending -- orcs are NOT people. They're just plain awful. This hard enamel pin set celebrates orc trash across three different clans. Remember kids, all orcs are a-holes!
A Hard Enamel Pin Collection Celebrating the Glory of Old-School Evil
They drink. They destroy. They definitely don't ask for consent before lighting your village on fire.
"Orcs Are A-Holes" is a brand-new pin collection featuring six 2" hard enamel pins of truly terrible orcs from three warring clans:
Green Clan
Shnagg the Smuggler – Green-skinned, twitchy little demolitions expert with TNT and a suspicious bottle marked "Deliver to Kingdom." Blows stuff up first, loots later. Catchphrase: “I deliver... boom.”
Rokkz the Chainsaw Prophet – Another green-skinned maniac from Xanadu Clan, wields the sacred relic known only as “SHUT UP ELF.” Preaches chaos through high-octane lumber dismemberment. Catchphrase: “Your dialogue options mean nothing to me.”
Grey Clan
Murdok the Tankard Smasher – Our lone grey-skinned brute. Built like a keg, smells like an armpit. Spends more time at the tavern than the battlefield, but drinks like every sip is a conquest. Catchphrase: “Ale before strategy!”
Flargh the Windbreaker – Grey-skinned nihilist with a knack for biological warfare. Known for lighting his own farts on fire in protest of everything. Shoots flames from both ends like a sentient war crime. Catchphrase: “I cast Burning Wind.”
Xanadu Clan
Grunka the Streamfiend – Pink-haired orc girl with the “THOT” crop top and phone. She’s livestreaming the apocalypse one raid at a time. A dungeon-delving, clout-chasing menace who casts spells and thirst traps. Catchphrase: “Sub or die, elfboi.”
Skarblight the Anarchist – Technicolor-skinned firestarter from the Xanadu Clan. A chaos junkie in a studded vest, basically a fantasy protestor who swapped Molotovs for fireballs. Catchphrase: “Burn, baby, burn!”
This ain't your typical modern fantasy fluff—these orcs are pure throwback evil. We're talking Tolkien meets Gygax, not group hugs and diversity panels.
Each pin is:
2" tall, high-quality hard enamel
Bold, collectible, and just a little offensive
Designed to make elves cry
Completer Pin
You can back each clan individually, the whole lot or The Completist Tier which includes all series one pins and an exclusive logo completer pin!
We love old-school fantasy and we're tired of seeing our favorite villains neutered. This pin set is a love letter to the days when orcs were the bad guys—and proud of it. No apologies. Just mayhem.
Want In?
Back this campaign and join the horde. Perfect for jackets, bags, or offending a wizard near you.
Want even more mayhem? Check out some add-ons! If pins aren't your thing, these can be backed separately! Apparel is shipped on its own apart from the pins.
Orcs are A-Holes Dad Hats
(Available in Black and Green)
Orcs are A-Holes Pint Glass
Pour one out for the horde! Great for your next anti-orc gaming sesson!
We’ve got even more extra loot for the horde, and we'll reveal more add-ons after we hit $5,000!
Mystery Add-Ons! – New, campaign exclusive add-ons will be revealed if we reach this milestone!
We’ve got a few more tricks up our armored sleeve. Our next stretch goal will unlock at $10,000:
Mystery Pins! – New, exclusive mystery designs will be revealed if we reach this milestone. Will they be even nastier orcs? Probably. Will they cause diplomatic incidents? Absolutely.
Classier Orcs! Our next stretch goal will unlock at $15,000:
Cardbacks for All Pins! – We'll put these pins on a colorful cardback featuring our chainsaw wielding mascot!
Backerkit is a little different from some other platforms in that you'll be charged for shipping after the campaign closes. This is a relatively lightweight campaign, but please do keep this in mind before backing!
Estimated Shipping Date: When Will I Get My Stuff?
We're estimating the ship date on these pins to be approximately 2-3 months from campaign closeout -- so we're shooting for September 2025. Remember, however, it's a crazy world and things happen with the supply chain! We'll be sure to communicate delays to backers.
We’ve been around the battlefield a few times. From comics to crowdfunding, we’ve successfully run and fulfilled multiple Kickstarter campaigns—including our recent Shadowbinders Chibi Pin Set. Our team has experience working with trusted pin manufacturers and fulfillment partners, so you can pledge with confidence.
Some of our previously produced Hard Enamel pins.
That said, unexpected challenges can still arise—whether it’s a supply chain hiccup, a shipping delay, or a bout of orc-related illness. If anything impacts our estimated timeline, we promise to communicate early and honestly with our backers. You’ll always know where things stand, and we’ll work hard to deliver something you’ll be proud to stick on your gear (or your enemies).. Perfect for jackets, bags, or offending a wizard near you.
