Doc Wyatt
CREATOR
9 months ago

Project Update: HEADLESS ONE INVASION!!! Shipping Soon!!! Surveys Coming!!! Exclusive Add-On Reveal!!!

WARNING!!!  We have CONFIRMED REPORTS that a mass quantity of HEADLESS ONES are currently MOVING TOWARDS OUR SHORES!!! 
 
Those of you who have ORDERED EVIL MINIONS to do your terrible bidding, or even FULL ARMIES to vanquish your foes… shall SOON RECIEVE THEM (ahead of schedule). For that reason, we HEREBY GIVE YOU NOTICE that within the next 2 to 3 days you will receive a BACKERKIT SURVEY! You will have ONE WEEK to fill it out! 
 
You shall be asked to PROVIDE THE ADDRESS where you want your HEADLESS ONE(s) to be delivered. It will ALSO require you to PAY FOR SHIPPING. And if you are getting a t-shirt, you will need to indicate the size too.
 
IMPORTANT NOTE: For those living in, or soon to be passing through, Los Angeles-- the most economical shipping option will be LOCAL PICKUP! If you select “local pickup” you will NOT be charged for shipping. Instead, we will reach out to you via email and arrange a location for you to get come and get your items.
 
HOWEVER: Backerkit will NOT make it easy. To select “local pick up” you must do so on the first page of the survey INSTEAD of putting in your country from the dropdown menu, like this: 
That's right, to get free local pickup, you must pretend to live in a country called "Local Pickup."
 
NEWS: EXCLUSIVE HEADLESS ONE RETAIL VARIANT COLORWAY!!!! 
 
You will be SHOCKED to learn that there has been a SECRET Headless One colorway cooked up in our laboratory of mad science! That’s right, behold the RETAIL EXCLUSIVE COLORWAY:
 
Isn't it ugly?
This RARE VARIANT with the Green Sheen, Red Eye, and metallic painted Ray Projector will ONLY be available to the general public via our select retail partners (mostly small, locally owned art toy shops)…
 
But YOU are not the “general public”!!! This Retail Exclusive will be offered as an add-on for our original backers at the discounted price of only $39. Add this exclusive to your order or do NOT. The choice is YOURS… but so are the consequences…
 
IN CONCLUSION:
·      Shipping SOON.
·      Surveys in 2 to 3 days.
·      Exclusive rare figure available at a discount to backers ONLY.
 
THAT IS ALL – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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