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Jaron R. M. Johnson
4 days ago
WE'RE LIVE NOW! Also, the winners of the Soundtrack Poll are about to be announced!
My Fellow Murkans, If you're seeing this, then we are actively livestreaming on Backerkit and Twitch! Come hang out as we showcase our brand new Eating Competition mechanics...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
5 days ago
190k STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED: Printable spell cards! Soundtrack Poll closes TOMORROW
My players keep asking me if they can use "Flesh to Stone" to give their enemies kidney stones. Monsters. But also yes, I don't see why not. My fellow Murkans, When Wiza...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
7 days ago
180k STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED: Dungeons & Dance-offs One Shot! 200k stretch goal reveal!
Sliiiiiide to the left! *I slide to the left and so does the mimic disguised as a nearby chair* Sliiiiiiide to the right! *The sounds of screaming and incomprehensible vio...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
10 days ago
Soundtrack Poll (Come Vote!), Eating Contest Mechanics, and another Live Stream!
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel! Wait, no, sorry, it's time to vote. That's my bad. That's my bad everyone! It isn't time to duel, I was wrong! It's actually time to vote! My ...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
11 days ago
WE'RE LIVE NOW! Also, a video of some of our gorgeous new dice! New add-ons!
My Fellow Murkans, If you're seeing this, then we are actively livestreaming on Backerkit and Twitch! Come hang out as we showcase our brand new Great Debate mechanics, wher...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
12 days ago
🤝 Action Fiction: Meet The Team
My Fellow Murkans, We’ve got a whole lot of returning backers, but also a lot of brand new folks who will be making their first journey into the world of Murka on this Backe...
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PROJECT UPDATE
Jaron R. M. Johnson
CREATOR
4 months ago

Project Update: Your Free Sample PDF

Thank you for following Monsters of Murka! 

I’m sure you know by now, but Murka is a high-fantasy playable parody of the all-too-real, capitalist hellscape known as the United States of America.

What makes Murka different, you (didn’t) ask? I’ll tell you. Furry druids, dragons with guns for faces, food magic, Walmoria, gunchucks, explosives, items that aren’t just cursed, but cursed... You get the picture.

This world is a labor of love that my friends and I have been working on for 10 years oh my god, has it really only been five years? Are we in the finale episode of some television show jumping its 13th shark? What the hell is going on?

I hope you have fun with this little nearly 60-page sampler PDF. We picked stuff that we thought was bite-sized and funny, but there’s around 800 more pages of content where this came from. 

We'd love to meet you, answer your questions about Murka, and welcome you to our community. Just click here to join us on Discord! 

Cheers, thanks for reading this far. See you all real soon. 
Jaron R. M. Johnson, and the Action Fiction Faction 

Your Free Sample PDF is Below!

Includes Follower-Exclusive Content
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an idea i had with just how many subclasses & such we will be having in the set of books was inspired by Humblewood with hitpointpress.... would it be possible for us DMs to get a player option pdf as an available download so that was the players don't get too buried in the books or accidently spoil themselves on the books? This would be far more quality of life than anything else, but it was an idea i had and wanted to share the idea of

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So in one of the first pics there's a dm screen in it. Is that an add on thst I'm completely missing? Lol

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Can we get a breakdown of what stretch goals are actually going to be included in each tier, right now none of the tiers even mention stretch goals and some of them have just been added to the add-ons section making this all very confusing.

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PROJECT UPDATE
Jaron R. M. Johnson
CREATOR
5 days ago

Project Update: 190k STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED: Printable spell cards! Soundtrack Poll closes TOMORROW

My players keep asking me if they can use "Flesh to Stone" to give their enemies kidney stones. Monsters.

But also yes, I don't see why not.


My fellow Murkans,

When Wizard War III inevitably breaks out in our immediate future, rest assured that you'll be able to command the magical forces of gourmomancy, economancy, and arcane explosions with ease.

We have now unlocked:
  • 190k:  Printable Spell Cards

Now everybody, please open your spellbooks to page 420 as we read together...

Printable Spell Cards

Our resident graphics sorceress supreme will be taking all of the spells from all three compendiums and turning them into print-ready spell cards. This will be included as a free digital reward for anyone backing the Digital Bundle, tier or above, and for anyone getting the VTT add-on! So, if you're currently in an add-ons only level, or you've been considering picking up that VTT, there's no better time than now!

me admiring my kidney stone next to an unrelated bowl of stew (this is absolutely not art of our Saucerer subclass, why would you think that)


Reminder: Live Stream on Thursday

We'll be doing another Livestream TOMORROW, August 7th, at 6:30 PM Eastern, 3:30 PM Pacific, where we'll be showcasing our new Eating Competition mechanics, These mechanics will be at the crux of one of our new one-shot adventures, and this will be the first time we talk about it publicly!

Come hang out, chat with us, ask us some questions, and keep throwing out those Community Suggestions!

Last minute reminder: Soundtrack poll

HEY DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IN THE SOUNDTRACK POLL! Winners announced in Tomorrows livestream! Right now third place is at a pretty neck-and-neck tie (but not a naked necktie, those are two different things), so be sure to get your votes in!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
And the Action Fiction Faction
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