Only 12 more days until POND launches on Backerkit oh my god

Looks like Cowboy and Wizard Frog are the most popular good boys of the factions so far, so I'd love to crowdsource some ideas for their Flavor Text before the campaign begins~

Every Faction gets their own unique deck of 10 starting cards, with 7 copies of their faction's Frog card and 3 copies of "Frog with a Knife".

So far, I'm really in love with the flavor text idea of "WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE?" for Frog with a Knife. What do ya'll think would be fun for Wizard Frogs and Cowboy Frogs?