Citizens,

It has come to my attention that Driftforge has opened an official Discord server, and naturally, I, Ermintrude MP, have decided to make it the headquarters of my campaign for… general leadership. Of everything.

This is where the true herd will gather. You’ll find chatter about Moo, The Catalogue of Chaos, The Jeff Paradox, The Blood Paradox, and whatever other schemes the humans at Driftforge are scribbling down. You may share cursed ideas, campaign theories, and yes, even memes… though I will personally review all memes for subversive bovine content.

Here is your official invitation:

👉 https://discord.gg/hzrqnmXAwj

A brief campaign update while I have your attention: the humans have been running Moo through playtests, gathering feedback, and scribbling amendments into their notebooks (most of which I’ve approved, reluctantly). The result is a sharper, sillier, and more treacherous game than ever. 

Surveys will be going out soon, so keep a close watch on what the humans send you.

Inside the Discord you’ll also gain access to sneak peeks, playtesting calls, updates, and far too many jokes at my expense. It is, however, the best way to stay informed on the campaign, and I strongly advise you to join. After all, history is made by those who moo-ve first.

I look forward to your presence in the server. With regards,

Ermintrude MP
(Future Supreme Cow)