Good afternoon, Jailbirds!

The day of reckoning is upon us: in less than 10 days, the flood of feathered felons will be paroled to houses, apartments and dorm rooms across the world. Be ready. Hide your wife. Hide your kids.

If your mailing address has changed since June: YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO EMAIL ME ABOUT IT.

You MUST have an up-to-date name and address on file for all BIRD CRIMES and Backyard Birds combined orders by 9/15 (Sunday).

Please email [email protected] if you will not be at your old address by 9/20 (Friday). Provide your backer name (and email, if it is different from the one you are sending from), new address, and any other questions/concerns you may have. If you're in a weird situation, between houses, or you don't know what your new apartment or dorm # is yet, please disclose this so we can figure out the best option to get you your pins safely.  

I sent out a warning for any last-minute addresses changes a while back: while we've been pretty lenient about it, I have to hard cut off any changes so Corviforms and me can buy postage.

Per KPH policy, I do not refund or replace shipments misplaced due to buyer error.

Thank you for reading this uncharacteristically serious update.