Today marks one week left on CRITTER CRIMES. I can't hide the fact we're pretty far ahead of what I expected, and I don't have many more stretch goals in me.
But, I can torment you guys with one last challenge.
One of you (maybe two) will get the entire set of shit from this campaign, for free, if we reach $15k.
We're going to do a scaling giveaway in the last week of the project. It's going to rely on my Bluesky page, which you should follow if you want to get in on these goodies.
Here's how it works:
As mentioned above, follow me on bsky. Only followers will be eligible to win.
Once you follow (or make an account), repost the giveaway announcement.
If you want an extra entry, reply to the post with your worst wildlife story. Squirrel chew up your car wiring? Hippo spray shit on you at the zoo? Deer crash into your workplace window? Do your worst, and even if it's not funny, it's one step closer to you winning.
No matter what, I'll pick at least 3 winners.
As the campaign meets two lofty milestones, I'll up the ante on prizes. This means more pins, stickers, and washi tapes for the three winners.
If my bsky account hits 1.5k followers by the day before the giveaway ends, I'll pick one more winner at each level - meaning 6 of you total.
The whole giveaway will close, and winners will be picked, on the evening of March 12th.
There's some big stuff in there. Do I think we can do it? Maybe. I dunno.
My frugal fuck senses sob at the thought of giving away this many free pins. But, you guys did incredible demolishing CRITTER CRIMES' stretch goals, so, as much as it pains me, if you can do it, you deserve it.
Oh yeah - while you're reading this, don't forget to vote. Piracy Orca is winning in the polls, but the people's favorite Power grid sabotage Squirrel is gaining some ground. You have 3 days left to picket for your favorite option... if you're making your friends and family back CRITTER CRIMES anyway, why not also get them to rig the vote for your favorite underdog?
Goodnight, gang. I had to clean piss off the floor today, and for once, it wasn't the dog, so I'm tapping out. Please stop taking your seven kids in public if you can only watch two of them.
