Warning: very dumb jokes await thee below. Abandon all hope ye who scroll down.

I feel like I JUST got caught up on us having hit 150k, and here you are already hitting 160k?! You are MONSTERS. Lucky for you, I love monsters.

This is the part where if I were a learning language model, I would say "let's dive in." But since I'm a human with free will, I can say whatever want.

Pretzels are an inferior snack.

We're bringing you YET ANOTHER new One-shot adventure, this time featuring a new alternative to combat: debate mechanics (or, "diplomacy" if you wanna be a nerd about it).

⚖️ Debate mechanics allow you and your party to become Master Debaters

⚖️ Don't just roll persuasion. Use unique combinations of skills and attributes to contest your opponent.

⚖️ Take advantage of underhanded fallacies phallussies to gain an edge and influence your way to success.

Hey Jaron, I wanna see how this works!

And you absolutely can, NEXT THURSDAY. We'll be doing another Livestream where we'll showcase these mechanics and you can see them live and in person!

If we can hit 190k, we'll design and release a printable set of Murka spells, so you can quickly and easily reference spells from all three books! We'll design them so printing them and sleeping them should be a cinch.

Sure, fitting all the text of the 9th level Gorumomancy spell, Maize's Marvelous Microwave, onto a single card, might prove to be more than challenging. But hey, we like a challenge. And in my humble opinion, the real challenge is the friends we made along the way.

Or... Something. 

Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson

And the Action Fiction Faction