BLACK FRIDAY IS A CONSPIRACY!

This is an informational broadcast from L.A.N.C.E. to warn you on the perils of dangerous deals. Many Black Friday offers may be fronts for the supernatural, occult, extraterrestrial and more...

Just a few of the things to look out for when shopping this Black Friday:

1. Does the shop assistant have horns and a pitchfork? They might be a discount demon.
2. Do you feel like you've been shopping forever? You may be trapped in a liminal mall dimension.
3. Did your purchase come with a contract that could only be signed with blood? That never ends well.
4. Does that toy you purchased cheap have strange symbols hidden on it? Lock it in a cupboard for safety.

These are some of the tips included in our dossier. Black Friday - A Classified Consumer Guide.

Available as a Black Friday bonus for free to everyone who backs SHIVER Classified on Backerkit here before the launch ends on Black Friday.

SHIVER Classified's launch ends in a few days and we'd love for you to help us out.

Got some friends you think might like SHIVER? Share this Backerkit with them!

Our crowdfunding launches are always the cheapest way to get our games. Don't let your mates be  snared in a bad deal with the mole people, or buy a faulty product from a fishman!