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Follow Corporate to access our free Quick Start PDF below. It comes complete with rules, characters and a special adventure we’ve called “Sinergy”. Oh - and tons of dark humour to get you through those dreary days in the office. 

When you’re just starting to think your boss can’t get any worse, we can bet we’ve got you beat.

“Located on scenic Floor 667 because it is right in the middle of the facility’s levels (holistically speaking, not in a physical or practical sense), the Supply Room is an integral cog in our corporate machine. Of course since there is no Floor 13 listed on the elevators (the Cornwell elevator technicians are a superstitious bunch), that makes this actually Floor 666. Which is fitting, because the source of the Supply Room’s endless office supplies is an experimental* portal to a hell world. It’s less fitting for the Floor actually labelled 666 (but is in fact 665) because there they work on “Studies in Practical Satanism in the Stock Market”, which has incidentally failed to yield any useful results.”

It's time to prepare for your interview...

Interns and Management hopefuls do we have news for you!

All existing digital rewards from our back catalogue are rolling out this week. That includes:

We really wanted to make sure people who wanted to jump on in with our games had access to something as quick as possible now the Pledge Manager is closed. It won't be long now till everyone gets something they're waiting for!

That's a whole lot of game to keep you active until even bigger news comes along...

Until next time - Be wary of the middle manager with nothing to lose.

Consider this your final warning - or at least, the one before the final one.
We're getting close to closing the Pledge Manager, which will lock orders, then start the process of charging cards and lock shipping addresses.

Take a minute this week to check your Survey is filled in (we know almost 10% of you haven't got around to it yet), double check your shipping address and card details (we'll be asking you to triple check before the final call - don't worry), and maybe take a minute to think about any gameplay Add Ons you might want to grab before they're gone.

The Cornwell Consolidated Supplement Packs (Digital and Physical)
These A5 softcover gameplay booklets are designed as if they were pulled right from the SHIVER: Corporate universe by Charlie Menzies (who knows a thing or two about sadistic corporate tyranny), and written with love for both horror and humour (and a smidge of distain for office life) by Adam Holloway.

Each one contains extra gameplay tools and tips, as well as in-world lore to give your adventures some extra oomph!

The Workplace Hazards & Asset Mismanagement Decks (Physical)
Two deck of cards ready to enhance your games, makes them easier to run, and maybe even plan an adventure or encounter for you (don't worry Director's - we won't tell).

Each deck's cards contain some simply wonderful artwork by Parable's own Ben Alexander, who took a break from the joys of the world of ION Heart to terrorise some hapless interns. His shark-human hybrid co-worker is a joy to behold - but his cat sword is the stuff of (admittedly very specific) nightmares.

The Cornwell Welcome Pack & Keychain (Physical)
If you really want to look the part of a Corporate Director, then why not go the extra mile with some Cornwell approved flair?

When Matt Vaughan joined Parable Games, he was excited to work on innovative indie RPGs, and put his years of tabletop gaming industry experience to use with manufacturing expertise. Then we made him design a branded stress ball and pen combo. We're sure he's never been happier.

Fiction Novel: Termination Notice (Digital and Physical)
An ideal treat for gamers and non-gamers alike, this is the first ever book set within the SHIVER universe. It's filled with horror, comedy, gore, and all the joys of being an unpaid intern at a company that thinks you're less expensive to replace than a lab-rat.

It's Adam's first published fiction novel, and it would really mean a lot to him if you added six or seven copies to your pledge. "Maybe an even baker's dozen?" the author was quoted as saying, while crying over his 23rd manuscript draft.

So Fill in Your Survey, Make Sure You're Happy, Poke a Friend Who Wants to Late Pledge, and Soon We Will All Be Off Livin' La Vida Corpo!

Happy New Year, Corporate Family!

We hope you got to enjoy whatever holiday time you were allotted. Here at Parable HQ, we're hitting the ground running. We're putting pins in things, circling back to them, and performing numerous thoughtopsies.

After the disappointing announcement last month that Corporate's fulfilment has been delayed, we wanted to let you know that it's all shaping up great.

We know you've been patient, and we really appreciate that. That said, we have one more thing to ask of you:

Please check you have filled in and submitted your surveys, and DOUBLE CHECK you have filled in your address correctly / haven't moved. PLEASE.  

Hopefully we'll have even more ready to show you next month, so stay tuned!

If you have any issues, please contact us at [email protected] or through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/StcqgYjv7u