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If You Give A Mouse A Cookie 
For some unknown reason, this lazy fuck NPC healer, Doc Ought, can’t get across town on his own to deliver a package of urgently needed medicine to The Green Cross, the local clinic for tragically dying orphans. 

Meanwhile, Annice, the woman running The Green Cross, can’t distribute this vital medicine until someone helps her get a package of time-sensitive registration papers to Mayor Blindel for her signature. And well, if Mayor Blindel needs a hand redoing the rose garden before she could possibly sign the clinic’s papers… 

Gosh… It’s hard work being the only functional person around, isn’t it?   

Totally Normal Rat Hunt 
Oh no, there are rats in the basement of Glug Glug, the local tavern. This is surely the first time in history that this has happened. If only a big, strong adventurer just starting on their epic quest were around to save Old Man Franco’s beloved establishment. You’ll do.  

Defeat the Totally Normal Rats loitering in the basement that totally doesn’t lead to a secret tunnel, an evil cult devoted to Helik, or an especially moldy piece of cheese. This is a normal quest that’s absolutely just about killing Totally Normal Rats.   


Cupcake Delivery 
Aline, a fairy baker, has her biggest order ever: a dozen Hummingbird cupcakes to Skyton, a nearby medium settlement of Skyfowl! The problem? She’s far too small to transport them herself, and the path between towns is dangerous and filled with feral lemurs. It’s up to you to get these cupcakes safely to their destination without destroying the delicate desserts and ruining Aline’s Thick Cakes business before it even gets started.  
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