CREATOR
Instead of a horn, this rhino—the size of a pick-up truck—grew a snake from its nose. Unfortunately for it, the snake never stopped growing, and now it determines where they go.
This creature is dangerous at both ends and wily in the middle. It coils and wraps its massive body around everything it touches before swallowing it whole. If the snake head doesn’t get you, don’t worry… The rhino attached to it is starved enough to forsake its mostly vegetarian ways and rip you to shreds too.
Bullion Cube
Have you ever had a meal so tasty you just can’t forget it? Well, sometimes an ooze dissolves something it just can’t let go of. This one ate a bull a long time ago and now pilots its skeleton by wrapping its ooey-gooey body around the remaining bits of bone.
Acidic to the touch, resistant to magic, and filled with all-natural, delicious beef flavor, this ooze isn’t sure you’ll make it forget that magical meal, but it’s certainly willing to try.
Smiling Void
The infinite, dark emptiness of space is overwhelming to the human mind, so we added a smiley mouth to the void to make it friendlier! The smile has developed a concerning number of teeth as it expanded, but, well, a mouth’s got to open and close, right?
This howling expanse of darkness and gleaming teeth is waiting to welcome you into the great unknown with its winning, star-eating grin.
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