Knowledge is valuable, that should mean we can use Snapple caps as currency.

Welcome, to Night Vale.

Citizens this week you have given us a wonderful start to our campaign. You've been demonstrating your knowledge with the trivia polls so we're releasing a few more (along with some extra stretch goals).
And of course after a week we'll want to check in on the newest member of the NVCR staff.
How is our dear intern?

Interesting. I'm sure they'll be fine.