Greetings Hoarders,

You guys are blowing these stretch goals out of the park and soared past the 9th yesterday!

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Zodiac Adventure...

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It's late, your parents told you to stay indoors where it's safe. But you know, beyond those walls exists life and adventure. You put on your sturdiest boots and climb out of the window to your room. You've done this many times afterall. Each stepped planned, mapped in your perfect analytical mind. (you rebel!)

Pulling up your hood, you slip into the alley and bump into a stubby creature cloaked in shadows.

"Sorry," you mumble, ready to bolt to your favourite place in the entire world--the library, who hosts a secret night reading group where you can devour the most delicious smut. (Hey, I had to corrupt my little virgo somehow!)
 
"I saw the future in your stars," the creature's words catch on the wind. "Come with me. I can foretell your fate." The glint of lantern light reflects in the creature's over-large eyes before they quickly turn and hobble into a dilapidated room built of sticks and stones further down the alley.

Frowning, you decide to follow the strange creature despite it taking you off your perfectly plotted route.

You lift the tapestry to enter a dimly lit room filled with lots of books, trinkets of dragons pinned to tapesties, dangling crystals, and skeletons of various creatures displayed as art (okay, fine, I'm describing my room).

Nerves tingle down your spine, but you are curious as the creature settles behind a table covered in books and baubles.

Your lip pulls up in a sneer...someone needs to show this creature how to organize their life! How do they even find things in this disaster?

Oblivious to your critical thoughts, the creatures pulls out a pouch filled with rocks and bones, scattering it on the table in front of you.

Stubby clawed hands wave over the scattered bones. The single burning candle flicker as the creature grins and holds up its other claw.

"One gold, and I'll tell you what I see"

Do you pay? (Back the campaign!) Then read on for Virgo's Derpyhoroscope

Of course you paid. You have come this far, and you will see it to the end.

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"Creative opportunities are strong this month."

That's it?  You wonder as the creature shoos you out of their home. What kind of cheap fortune teller is this?
 
Shrugging, you give the creature a final glance, resuming your well planned route to the library. There is a good book you've been craving to read all week. And after this strange encounter, you are ready to get lost in a delicious book with the warm tea the librarian provides during the reader group. 

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Thank you for coming to my unhinged and unprofessional opinion. Scatter to your day and I shall return in 2 with the next edition of Derpy-scopes! In the meantime vote the next Derpy to have their fortunes told! And don't forget...bring that coin of gold (Back today!)

Also, if you are like Virgo and love smut, you should definitely check out my Patreon's Naughty Muse tier or try my Romantasy novels! Click the new achievement below to be taken to it!

Yours in art,

Therena

This campaign has the cutest little dragon creatures!

Snuggly dragon friend <3