Greetings Hoarders,

Apologies for my absence, but I am back with more celestial shenanigans and derpy stories!

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Today's star sign is Taurus! Welcome, stubborn, loyal, and reliable Taurus weirdlings! (April 20 - May 20)

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You stalk home after a long day. The wind rips at your coat, but you ignore it, your sight set on the path leading you to that warm mug of tea waiting for you.

"I saw the future in your stars," a little voice calls from your right. "Come with me. I can foretell your fate"

You see the glint of torch light reflected in the creature's eyes before they quickly turn and hobble into a dilapidated room built of sticks and stones.

You hesitate, changing course isn't something you like to do once you have your mind made up. But, what is the worse that could happen? You decide to follow the creature.

Lifting the tapestry, which serves as a doorway to a strange little hovel, you enter a dimly lit room filled of pure chaos.

You watch as the creature settles behind a table covered in debris. Little horns peek out of his cloak, large reptilian eyes peer up at you. The creatures pulls out a pouch filled with rocks and bones, scattering it on the table in front of you.

Stubby clawed hands wave over the scattered bones. The single burning candle flicker as the creature grins and holds up its other claw.

"One gold, and I'll tell you what I see"

You roll your eyes. You're not paying for this. You turn to leave, annoyed you deviated from your regular routine.

"Wait!" the creature calls after you. "You should hear this!"

Do you turn and listen? (Back the campaign!) Then read on for Taurus Derpyhoroscope

Of course you do, you already committed to this path, and sheer stubborness makes you curious what he has to say.

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"Genuine bonds are formed over shiny trinkets and honest interactions."

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Thank you for coming to my unhinged and unprofessional opinion. Scatter to your day and I shall return in 2 days with the next edition of Derpy-scopes! In the meantime vote the next Derpy to have their fortunes told! And don't forget...bring that coin of gold (Back today!)

Yours in art,

Therena