The Final Community Vote Has Closed! Featured in our Asset Mismanagement Card Deck & the three Cornwell Consolidated Supplements will be:

Specimen 04#9-94 -  Alex from Direct Marketing
Now, here me out. There's something just off about this guy. Well, I say "guy". Have you heard about how he only drinks coffee with saltwater in it? And what's with that water breathing apparatus? I don't think that's approved PPE! We can't even get respiratory masks down in the Toxic Environment Adaptations Department, but he's got - what? A reverse scuba tank? Anyway, I'm like 80% sure he's a shark, that's the point. Debbie Martin swears she saw him eat an intern. Just bit him in half, left the other half just right there on the cafeteria floor. Put Debbie right off her Mutable "Kidney Beans and Liver" Nutrient Pack.

Damn if he can't sell the hell out of a lifetime warrantee though.

Artefact CQ-FP - Excalipurr
Are you familiar with the phrase "isekai" Neither are we, but one of the Infranet Support Team is obsessed with it. Recently they commandeered a portal so they could fulfil their "Shonen Destiny". Anyway, when we got the scraps back from the interdimensional portal, we found this.

Its like a sword, but its covered in fur, and I swear it gives you a nasty scratch just for looking at it wrong. That and it has an unfortunate habit of summoning all the local cats in the area. We don't even have cats in an underground research facility, and yet they keep coming!

Abnormality CK-22 - The Crow
This one really makes me squirm. Its just a stuffed crow, right? Yeah. Keep telling yourself that. Once this thing's perched on your shoulder, it isn't coming off. Not unless you give it what it wants. What does it want? It wants to give you what you want - in exchange for a price. That price? Your humanity. Sort of. As far as we know your mind remains most unchanged, it's just the rest of you that you should worry about. "Be Like Me," says the bird. "Be Like The Crow."

Ever noticed how many corvids are stuck down here? Weird, right? Especially since there's no windows, airducts or ways leading directly to the outside? It's not like they're riding the elevator down, that's all I'm saying.

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