We’re In the Green! The Quarters are Stacking Up! We Have Achieved Liquidity! Other Corporate Buzz-Phrases!

Shiver Corporate is officially happening, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. Actually, that’s a lie.

The whole Parable team are absolutely chuffed that this expansion is coming to life (and a bookshelf near you), and even more so that we made Shiver funding history by breaking or quickest funding record! Take that, SHIVER: Gothic! 

We are so thankful to all of you that helped to make it a reality. We’re all that one step closer to signing away our lives in the service of Cornwell Consolidated’s bottom line.

The lie is that actually there is the potential for us to be more thrilled, because...

“The first subject showed promising signs. We actually thought for a second that this one might turn into a cabbage instead of a carrot. Turns out it was just a cauliflower. I hate carrot and cauliflower soup.”

Dr. Carlito Rojas, Department of L.O.V.E. 

Our first stretch goal is to add a new Infection to the Corporate expansion - one themed around those pesky sentient vegetables Cornwell are hoping to crack the conscientious consumer market with (it’s a long story). 

Feeling a little off colour? Is that colour orange? Maybe being a sentient walking vegetable won’t be all bad - it’s not like the Interns at Cornwell are a batch of prime physical specimens anyway.

If we hit this goal, The Mutable Mumps disease will be added to the book as a new infection, to complement the adventure “Crashing the Stalk Market”.