We’ve smashed our first Stretch Goal! That means that the new Infection “Mutable Mumps” will be added to the Corporate RPG Expansion. 

Directors get ready to dose your players fully with highly mutagenic vegetable DNA! Interns… I hope you like your greens.

We’re so happy to stuff yet another weird science mechanic into the game, but it is a little stuffed to the gills right now… How about a slight change for Stretch Goal #2?

“Honestly, the original Squirrel is so upsetting as a soft-light hologram that I can’t imagine what was going through their minds when they thought about making it a physical children’s entertainment robot. But what do I know, I’m just here for the pizza.”

Intern #45097 - “Jack”

Our adventure “Animatronic Endangerment" features many strange and terrible uses for Cornwell’s resident artificial Head of Health and Safety. One of which that’s alluded to, but not present in the core mechanics, is the Safety Squirrel Animatronic. 

A terrible use of Cornwell’s infamous “Children’s Entertainment” division, these robotic nightmares are the scourge of arcades, pizzerias, and ball pits everywhere. 

If we hit this goal, we’ll be releasing a short PDF supplement to complement Corporate. With a full enemy stat block for the Animatronic Safety Squirrel, some fun (and deadly) mechanics for it, and ways to include it into your adventures at Cornwell Consolidated.