Everyone’s getting the Corporate Sticker Sheet, and we hope that company spirit keeps on going! I mean, take a look at an artist's (Ben's) impression of what a corporate sticker is going to look like:

Image the appeal. Imagine the peel. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'RE GETTING!

You all killed the £25,000 goal as well! Back to back slaughter! Cornwell Management would praise your efficiency!

The Animatronic Safety Squirrel and the Mutable Mumps Infection are getting added to the "Asset Mismanagement" Card Deck.

But that got us thinking, what if there were some other guests in that Card Deck. And what if they paid a visit to one of the three Corporate Welcome Supplements ("Mandatory Company Greeting", "Have A Safe Corporate Takeover", "Your Last First Day on the Job").


Stretch Goal Reveal: Community Card & Supplement Vote: MONSTER!

“Cornwell has all kinds of Specimens down here. They're not particularly valuable, far as we can tell. But they might be some day. Or not, so hard to tell. Anyway, make sure they're fed and... entertained, won't you?”

Doctor Anora, Head of Asset Containment at Facility #[DATA CORRUPTED - HAVE A SAFE DAY!]

Specimens are one of Cornwell's three classifications of the strange and weird Assets they keep locked away for "research". By far the most common, Specimens can range from diseases, to weird monsters, and even the Interns themselves (thanks to a lovely technical loophole in their contracts).

If we hit our target of £30,000, the community are going to get to vote on which of these three Specimens from the Cornwell vault gets to go into the Welcome to Cornwell Supplements and the Asset Mismanagement Deck!

Come check out our Discord to get involved with the conversations, speculations, and decapitations... Well, two out of three of those, anyway:

https://discord.gg/StcqgYjv7u

I wonder what nightmares we'll show you - probably something not worth thinking about. Or thinking about a lot. Either way it might be coming for you soon enough...